Two weeks ’til Christmas, and I am about 90 percent done with my Christmas shopping.
As of last night, I am also about 90 percent done with wrapping presents (or, 100 percent of the shopping I’ve completed thus far). And, despite my attending prep schools from kindergarten through high school, I have never, ever, been this preppy before.
Dad: “So, how did you get into this Martha Stewart moment?”
Me: “I think Martha Stewart would’ve done better. Sharper corners, you know.”
But I do enjoy my occasional fits of domesticity.